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[The Canadian Greek God 2]

This one made me poop out of my nose

Krutches responds:

Sexy.

[The Assignment Part 2]

lol

I don't know if ths is one of those things that happens to be so unfunny that it's actually funny, but I found myself laughing because it was done so poorly. Not that it was a bad submission, but I could tell that it was done by someone not from an english descent, because everyone had some strong foreign accent, even the people who clearly were animated as Caucasian. That for me was funny, though, overall a cool submission.

somezombie responds:

I actually have friends that are whiter than me and speak less english. Whoa! I bet your whole world is upside down now (btw my skin colour is like the main character).

I just wanted the two main characters to have different skin colours.. and the rest of them was given randomly, I didn't want to bother with that on this particular animation. I was more focused on the story.

Thanks for the comment.

[[LL08]Here We Go]

Right...

When I saw this submission it reminded me of someone having a seizure or something, and I found this submission to really be out there. There was no real work put into it as you stated, so there wasn't much to go on when I watched this. It was animated, or at least looked good, from what I saw though and that's always good. Other then that, not a great submission.

GermanSoldierLock responds:

Yeah like I said I'm pretty ashamed at the lack of work I put into this :/

[LL - Secret ****]

Well that was lame.

Like, I know that it was lock day and all, and I know you basically have to make a submission for that day, but couldn't you have simply made a happy lock day submission, then? This simply put, sucked. There was no story, plot or anything to go on, and the fact that it was a bunch of nazi symbols just made this suck even more. Not good.

Tails-Lock responds:

This review reminds me of the ones I used to make. But didn't this even make you lol? Or are you mad because the music gave you a shock? Do you just hate nazis? THAT'S IT! YOU HATE NAZIS! YOU DAMN PREJUDICE BASTARD!!!

[LL - TCLL Episode 1]

Well done.

Now if this isn't a good submission, then I don't know what is. The graphics were solid and wonderful to look at, first of all. And the story done in those scenes were also very funny in some points. The subtitles being different colors depending on who's speaking was also a worthy attachment. All in all, a good, enjoyable submission.

FlashShark responds:

Thanks!

[LL - Vocal Shorts 2]

Well, it was cool.

Well, what can I say? I found this submission to be really cool, but that's all it really was. I found this submission to be well animated and solid throughout, from a visual stand point, but it didn't capture my attention in the least bit, at all. I found it boring and repetitive, and it didn't do much for the LL fanbase. I don't know, not something I enjoyed.

CakeLock responds:

It's essentially just sketches, so I can understand why you wouldn't see any depth to it.

[LL - The Cookie Jar]

Some great stuff.

Now this is what I would call a top of the line clock/lock submission. This is really some good stuff, the animation, first of all was very solid. Fluent and moved quickly and effectively throughout the submission. The story, although a bit slow, was compelling, for the most part and some comedic attempts ( Even though I could see them a mile away) Were very much appreciated. A great lock submission, no doubt.

MasterLock responds:

Thanks for the detailed review.

[SBC isn't the king?]

"Buttface"

I think the single most outrageous thing in this submission was the use of "Buttface" Instead of simply ass face. It took away all meaning from this submission and it lost all of its credibility from that alone. Nonetheless, it did manage to capture my attention well and the subtitles were a nice addition. All in all, good work.

Shadowii2 responds:

In my opinion the "buttface" sounded more fitting for the speakonia rather than "assface", but dunno. Personal opinion afterall.

Thanks for the review anyway.

[I Will Follow You...]

Generic.

This submission was really basically generic. Your generic plot, with your generic twist and just a lame overall submission in the end. The graphics were terrible at best and there was no way this submission could or ever would grab my attention in anyway at all. Not something I enjoyed.

ZenMicroClock responds:

That's funny that you say that. I think my graphics are a lot better than any of your movies combined sir. You must also realize I was trying a new style of animation for the first time.

Also, overall your review was really basically generic.

[{PS}Pie clock is retarded]

Not good.

I have to be honest with you on this submission, it wasn't something I enjoyed in the least bit. The graphics were dull and boring, and the story or what was plot in it failed to capture my attention in the least bit. Not that I was expecting anything, but I was simply disappointed in this submission and I just did not like it in anyway.

XCaptainAwesomeX responds:

well have you seen the other clock day entries, don't judge this against most everyday submitions, all clock day flashes are spam, get over it