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Score: 6
Jive Machine

"A little weird."

submission: Jive Machine
date: February 22, 2009

I like this game for what it tried to do. It tried to do something funny and for that I enjoyed it, but it really didn't seem that great of a submission. It lacked in terms of actual gameplay, and although it had many songs and many backgrounds it failed to provide any actual enjoyment. It was funny in the fact that it lacked this, but when you get past that this really wasn't all that great.

February 25, 2009

Author's Response:

Oh boy what a helpful review Dr. Dew. DLT's breasts will haunt you in your dreams :0

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Score: 6
Uniwar Level 2

"Very nice."

submission: Uniwar Level 2
date: February 21, 2009

Although I found this game to be rather dull and boring, for its time it was very good. I personally thought that the game needed some better instructions though. As well as a slower version, everything moved so fast that by the time I got to the boss I didn't even know what I was doing, or if I did anything at all. Good game.

February 28, 2009

Author's Response:

As I said before, this game did run much slower in the Flash 4 player back in 2000. When Macromedia released Flash 5, there was a bug in their players that sped up all animations from flash 4<

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Score: 5
Dress Up: Paris Hilton!

"A little bit odd, but nice."

date: October 18, 2008

Usually the whole point of dress ups are to actually undress the person, and the fact that you did that for us kinda' took away the whole point of this submission, and once you look at what this submission offers you kinda' see that it isn't all that great in anyway. I found this submission to be dull and boring and I just did not enjoy the submission in general. Not a great submission.

November 14, 2008

Author's Response:

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah. I made it for the collection. I intentionally left the clothes off because if you're going to jerk off to paris hilton, you don't really need clothes, and you probably want to use your right hand as little as possible *rolls eyes*. You gotta love the music though.

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Score: 5
[LL08]Here We Go

"Right..."

submission: [LL08]Here We Go
date: October 11, 2008

When I saw this submission it reminded me of someone having a seizure or something, and I found this submission to really be out there. There was no real work put into it as you stated, so there wasn't much to go on when I watched this. It was animated, or at least looked good, from what I saw though and that's always good. Other then that, not a great submission.

October 12, 2008

Author's Response:

Yeah like I said I'm pretty ashamed at the lack of work I put into this :/

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Score: 0
LL - TTA:The Virus Battle

"Well that was lame."

date: October 11, 2008

Like, I know that it was lock day and all, and I know you basically have to make a submission for that day, but couldn't you have simply made a happy lock day submission, then? This simply put, sucked. There was no story, plot or anything to go on, and the fact that it was a bunch of nazi symbols just made this suck even more. Not good.

October 25, 2008

Author's Response:

This review reminds me of the ones I used to make. But didn't this even make you lol? Or are you mad because the music gave you a shock? Do you just hate nazis? THAT'S IT! YOU HATE NAZIS! YOU DAMN PREJUDICE BASTARD!!!

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Score: 7
LL - TCLL Episode 1

"Well done."

date: October 11, 2008

Now if this isn't a good submission, then I don't know what is. The graphics were solid and wonderful to look at, first of all. And the story done in those scenes were also very funny in some points. The subtitles being different colors depending on who's speaking was also a worthy attachment. All in all, a good, enjoyable submission.

October 22, 2008

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Thanks!

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Score: 7
LL - Vocal Shorts 2

"Well, it was cool."

date: October 10, 2008

Well, what can I say? I found this submission to be really cool, but that's all it really was. I found this submission to be well animated and solid throughout, from a visual stand point, but it didn't capture my attention in the least bit, at all. I found it boring and repetitive, and it didn't do much for the LL fanbase. I don't know, not something I enjoyed.

December 20, 2008

Author's Response:

It's essentially just sketches, so I can understand why you wouldn't see any depth to it.

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Score: 8
LL - The Cookie Jar

"Some great stuff."

date: October 10, 2008

Now this is what I would call a top of the line clock/lock submission. This is really some good stuff, the animation, first of all was very solid. Fluent and moved quickly and effectively throughout the submission. The story, although a bit slow, was compelling, for the most part and some comedic attempts ( Even though I could see them a mile away) Were very much appreciated. A great lock submission, no doubt.

October 25, 2008

Author's Response:

Thanks for the detailed review.

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Score: 7
SBC isn't the king?

""Buttface""

date: October 10, 2008

I think the single most outrageous thing in this submission was the use of "Buttface" Instead of simply ass face. It took away all meaning from this submission and it lost all of its credibility from that alone. Nonetheless, it did manage to capture my attention well and the subtitles were a nice addition. All in all, good work.

October 10, 2008

Author's Response:

In my opinion the "buttface" sounded more fitting for the speakonia rather than "assface", but dunno. Personal opinion afterall.

Thanks for the review anyway.

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Score: 3
Strawberry Clock's Throne

"Needs a lot of work."

date: October 10, 2008

This is really not something I enjoyed in the least bit. The graphics were terrible and the plot line was awful at best. I did like the fact that there was subtitles, but that really was the best part of the submission, and you know, then that there's something wrong with the submission. Not really very good.

October 10, 2008

Author's Response:

Well excuse me if I want death people to know whats going on. And + your apperently one of those people that just want to riun everyone elses fun, so I care not the slightest of this comment. Have a nice day.

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