Dew's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Star Day: JParadox]

Well it wasn't all bad.

The start of this submission was nice, it had nice and simple graphics, smooth animation and a good idea all around, but it wasn't fully thought out and it didin't really seem all that great ether way. It failed to entertain me and I didin't really like it at all. Meh.

[Star Day : Jack Nicholson]

Dumb.

That's really what it is, and I could stup down to your level, and act like a 12 year old wannabe star syndicate guy, but that woulden't be me. The animation in this one was pretty terrible, and it was pretty bad all around. Not a good submission.

[Bottles]

The intro is nice.

But that's really all that is nice in this submission, the intro had nice and simple graphics, smooth animation and a good idea all around, but the rest of the submission was just another terrible no effort submission. I didin't really like it, and it wasn't done well. Meh.

[Cool Things 019]

Meh.

Well despite that it might not have been just another crappy submission in your eyes, it really wasn't that good. Nice and simple graphics, smooth animation and a good idea all around, but it just didin't really work out to well in my opinon, just not enough work into it. Meh.

DAIRYDOG responds:

Oh god I'm going to cum!!!

[Cool Things 699]

Seriously...

That has got to be the utmost terribleness in terms of seizure inducing animation. This is definatley a new low in terrible animation. Could do a lot better. At least make it an animation for crying out loud.

DAIRYDOG responds:

butts

[Strawberry at The Court]

Clock day movie...

*Sigh...* I don't understand people these days, but then again the portal is so easy to manipulate these days that it really isn't all that surprising. Nontheless, I didin't really like this, and there was nothing really to like in this submission. Not good.

[GG 4/21: The Kid]

Well...

The original purpose of a group of flash artists is to make something really good that one person can't do on his own, and doing the exact opposite of that really doesn't make me enjoy this submission. It was nice to look at, I guess, but that's really all this submission had, nice looks. Not good.

[The Abandoned Kitten]

Kittens suck.

And they do, what with their cuteness trapping you into utterly loving them, they suck if you ask me. Nontheless, the graphics in this submission were smooth, fluid and looked great if you ask me, they really helped entertain me in this submission and they did a great job. Nice work.

DAIRYDOG responds:

='(

[Cool Things 080]

Ya...

Well what do you expect out of me for this submission? I can't say that it was interesting or entertaining in anyway, and really, it wasn't fun to watch. The graphics were poor and they didin't help out this submission in the least way. I didin't like this submission.

[SBC hits the mall]

Strawberry eh?

I don't know how this submission or this character ever became such a big craze, but for whatever reason it certainly doesn't impress me. This submission's graphics were lame, and it really didin't entertain me in anyway at all. The entertainment values were low and it showed. Meh.

MrBigStick responds:

it's part of newgrounds history.
it was funny when it was new but everyone's sick of it now.