Dew's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Newgrounds FanMail: Ep.4]

Flash?

Is this even done in flash? I mean if I wanted to go and watch a slideshow, and that, in essence is what it is, then I'd go back to school. I mean, lets say if there was some sort of menu or fast forward button or somthing made in flash then it woulden't be that bad, but this type of submission is specifically rooted to Youtube and what it does. I'm not saying it's bad, I just don't think it belongs here. Sub par submission.

PlayTheGame responds:

well you know, you are part right. But it does belong here, because it is a form of entertainment

[TEDIZ]

Loop?

Exactley what's the point of the loop? Is it that hard to just put a "The end, replay?" Page? Nonetheless the graphics were slightly less then average, you used the same models over and over and it just didin't look good because of that. Nonetheless, that isn't the only problem. For one, there is a weak storyline, if there is one at all, and it just dosen't make you want to watch and in the end you want to give it a bad score. Overall a poor submission in need of some more work then this.

nazer1290 responds:

Its not finished... theres gonna be more parts
btw that wa experiment -=1=- so it is gonna carry on

[Adolf Hitler:CAI493+D 096]

Lol.

Although after a while this gets a bit old, the sheer lolz I get out of this is endless. For one, because I am studying Hitler at this point in time and because he has this weird nose like a Drowzee. Nonetheless I still say that you should compress the file size, but other then that, the sheer audacity of doing somthing like this gives this a good score.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

The music quality would be worse then.

[xXColumns III ParodyXx]

A bit short.

Thats really the only bad thing for this submission. The idea is good, and it is quite funny, but it is just to short in my eyes. The graphics are what you would expect frmo a sprite submission. The story is good, but once again the flash is just to short. Next time add some more to it like one chicken asking the other chicken to play or somthing like that. All in all an average submission. With an abrupt ending.

WAaAzZAaA responds:

thanks ...i think

i said it was made for a collab, but i guess U dont read the introductions...And in most collabs the length of the parts are at a maximum of 20 seconds...so yeah its short =D

[The Spice Girls Concert]

Um...

Hm, I don't know what I should say for this submission. It isn't a bad one, but it isn't great ether. It would be better if I kinda got the humor, but I don't think anyone would anyway. Nonetheless the graphics were not exactley great, but they did the job they were set out to do. I wolden't really know what to add or make better in this submission, and I don't know how you would make this any better, but all in all I would call it an average submission. At least for today's standards.

kinggila responds:

"It would be better if I kinda got the humor, but I don't think anyone would anyway."

Yeah, it would've been better if you did get the humour, but there are people who do get the humour such as my friends and basically anyone who's familiar with my sort of flashes.

[Gooey Bag]

Good stuff.

Nowadays you don't get a lot of "good" submissions on ng. You get the daily first second and 3rd and that tends to be really the top submissions, or the only "good" ones. In my opinon this is really a good one. The graphics were great and it was excuted very nicely. The "Gooey Bag" is a great ad and the gas thing just added to that, but I still can't help, but wonder where the subtitles were. You just don't get the same feeling without it. Nontheless a good submission, one of the better ones for today.

[Mario bros:AKA Mario dies]

A bit dull.

Well you certinly have the right idea with this submission, but it is way to short to be considered a good submission. For one, the "Easter eggs" and "Wait" message are a bit redundant to have for a 175 kb submission. Now if it were to be 5000kb then yes, but like this it's just stupid. The pictures should also be transparent with the background otherwise it gives a crappy look to it. As well as the general story, which should be reworked or at least added on to. You have a good start here, but you need to work a bit harder on it.

[Mr. Saucy buys a gun.]

A bit amatuerish.

I can't fault a guy for trying, but this kinda gives off the amature vide. For one, your pretty much stealing the madness idea, and ya, I agree it's a great series, but you need to seperate yourself from that. The walking animation was pretty bad too, I mean find a way to add legs or feet and move like the way you would with sticks or somthing. As for the story, it's pretty basic and it isn't entertaininng. Overall just work more on it and it shoulden't be to bad.

[The ring of fire]

Well it's better then most things.

One upside to this submission is that it, at least is somthing. It might not be the Mona Liza or the next Simpsons, but it is good enough to be on Newgrounds, which is somthing you should be proud of nonetheless. The graphics weren't actually that bad, again it isn't great, but not bad. All in all you have here a good, but not great submission. Slightly above average, in my opinon 2.75 worthy.

[The Most Horrible Story]

I cant say that it hasent been done before.

Although I cant say that this hasent been done before I can say that it has been done well. For humour flashes a lot of the time graphics dont nececaily matter and they dont right here, as you can see the graphics compleatley suck and yet you get the point across anyway, and you do it well. It wasnt that funny in my opinion though, but it wasnt bad. Okay job.

BodiesOfStanley responds:

FI9NALLY! Someone that didn't really like our flash but really explained why! you now have a new friend!