Dew's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cool Things 699]

Seriously...

That has got to be the utmost terribleness in terms of seizure inducing animation. This is definatley a new low in terrible animation. Could do a lot better. At least make it an animation for crying out loud.

DAIRYDOG responds:

butts

[The Abandoned Kitten]

Kittens suck.

And they do, what with their cuteness trapping you into utterly loving them, they suck if you ask me. Nontheless, the graphics in this submission were smooth, fluid and looked great if you ask me, they really helped entertain me in this submission and they did a great job. Nice work.

DAIRYDOG responds:

='(

[SBC hits the mall]

Strawberry eh?

I don't know how this submission or this character ever became such a big craze, but for whatever reason it certainly doesn't impress me. This submission's graphics were lame, and it really didin't entertain me in anyway at all. The entertainment values were low and it showed. Meh.

MrBigStick responds:

it's part of newgrounds history.
it was funny when it was new but everyone's sick of it now.

[2]

Must be a lot of good movies then.

I mean really, there must be a lot of good movies in your collection then, because this wasn't bad by any means. It wasn't great ether, but the neat fbf style that this ended up in was cool to watch and to see the randomness unfold was cool. Good work.

psychojester responds:

fuck

[Halo 2: TSS ep.1]

A good Halo start.

Well this is a good Halo start for a parady, I can't say that I specifically like the game personally, but this submission wasn't bad at all. The graphics were smooth although a bit slow in some cases, I did like those messages and the general fun it was to watch this submission though. Good stuff.

Dusty-Gorilla responds:

Thanks.

[M.S.R.E ep.0]

The one that really started it all, eh?

I suppose for a beginner this wasn't a bad submission, and I did actually like this one, maybe it's because of the cool graphics or because of the awesome audio, but whatever it was I liked this submission. Nice work on this one. The explosions were nice too.

Dusty-Gorilla responds:

Haha your too nice.

[M.S.R.E ep.1]

Gotta start somewhere...

Well I suppose you gotta' start somewhere when your making a flash series, and this is a good start by all means, the graphics were nice and so was the animation, but there really wasn't much in terms of originality to it and I didin't like it because of that. Meh.

Dusty-Gorilla responds:

Ah I agree. Watch ep.5

[M.S.R.E ep.2]

Alright..

Well there really is a lot of the same problem here as there is with the previous submission, it isn't really new in anyway, and the storyline isn't anything special to look at. The graphics are nice and smooth, but it's a sprite film so what do ya expect? I didin't like it.

Dusty-Gorilla responds:

Haha thanks

[M.S.R.E ep.3]

Alright.

I can't say that this submission was something special, because it really wasn't. The story wasn't anything special ether, and if anything it was quite unoriginal and boring. I mean sure everything moved nicely, but that really didin't help out this submission, and I didin't really like it personally. Meh.

Dusty-Gorilla responds:

Plz watch episode 5.

[M.S.R.E Special Edition]

Well made, but...

Although this submission was well made, I didin't really enjoy the odd reasons for swearing, I mean the random fucks here and there really made it seem immature and not cool to watch. Despite that the entertainment was there, and it was good fun watching this submission. Nice work.

Dusty-Gorilla responds:

Ah I was like 14. Sorry.