Dew's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hawt Pants]

One of the better ones.

A lot of the times when people make submissions, random ones, they don't tend to do it well and a lot of the time it ends up being a showcase of crap. This was not, although some parts were less then acceptable for the portal, the majority of this submission was entertaining and really well made. Good stuff.

chaos-warrior responds:

Thanks, and if you get a chance, could you pm me which ones you thought were bad? I will try to make them nice.

[the portals never die]

It didin't become any clearer.

To be honest with you, it didin't become any clearer. If anything I became more confused. I mean you showed as a protaginist and antagonist, with no previous characterization, which really hurts the overall plot and entertainment value of this submission. The graphics weren't much to look at ether. Not a good submission.

flash-moron responds:

this review screams gay

[-Soul-]

Cool submission.

Although this submission was short, the submission itself was good to watch. The graphics were solid and smooth and looked great, and they really added to the entertainment value of this submission. A truly great work, keep it up, show us another one, maybe with subtitles.

Jectoons responds:

Maybe... but this is a tribute I wanted to make. Don't know if I'll make another
=D

[Adorable Kittens]

I thought...

Last time I checked, I thought slideshows where disallowed on Ng, and isn't this a slideshow? Now the idea is cute and all, and I suppose it would work, but I don't see me ever using this. I mean sure, for stress, but this alone woulden't really solve that problem. Now if they were bears or something then maybe.. :p Overall, well there isn't much to this submission and I don't like this submission all that much personally. Meh.

Derangedco responds:

it isn't a slideshow.
Its a trick.
It's testing your senses.
It's a test...
It doesnt work on NG cause screamers aren't aloud, and there fore, none of you worry.
Obviously its true that no screamers get on here.
If screamers were on here 20 % of the time, You would be so fucking scared of this submission it would probably hurt you.

[Stick Brawl: Round #1]

I suppose this is your first.

If this submission is your first submission made then I understand about the quality. The submission itself wasn't all that great, it had potential, but still needs a lot more work. Nontheless the graphics were poor, my advice is to make the sticks thicker and bigger, and actually draw a background. Maybe take more time drawing the smaller parts of the submission. Overall, well this submission wasn't all that great and it didin't entertain that much, but it wasn't absoluteley horrible. It does have potential. Oh, and put "Replay" On that button in the end.

mothballs responds:

Honestly; I hate long reviews. Just keep it simple.

[Adolf Hitler:CAI493+D 136]

Flareon.

Oh, I remember training a bunch of evees back in the day, I would put them in the day care center, and watch as 10s of them came out. Nontheless Hitler looks weird in this one, but in a good way. Although he looks pretty effortlessly made, he does look funny, and that background really does well in highlighting him. Although that intro is still annoying, it certinley would be cool to see a shiny pokemon or something. Awesome.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

The day care centre sucks.

[SBC's Cookie Clockmas!]

Awesome.

Wow, now this is one of the better submissions I have seen around, not only for the humor, but for the simple work put into it. The subtitles alone made me love it, but the humor really entertained me. The storyline was simple and fun and it truly worked out well for the audiance. The graphics were good, although not great or anything special they did the job they intended to, and it worked out niceley. Overall, well what can I say? You can enjoy this submission with sound or no sound, and I have to say it's my favorite Christmas submission so far this year. Great stuff.

RupeeClock responds:

Thank you, this kind of feedback means a lot to me, it really does.

[Adolf Hitler:CAI493+D 015]

Beedrill.

I personally never liked this pokemon, and I never trained it or caught it. Simply because it was a bug, and everyone knows that bugs are weak pokemon, and it woulden't be much use to you. Hitler does look pretty mesmorising with those wings though, even if that same background again is a bit annoying. Not to mention the file size, again.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Bug Pokémon rock.

[Adolf Hitler:CAI493+D 019]

Lol look at that picture...

Dosen't he look like he is taking it up the ass or something, lol. I personally caught this pokemon, and trained it, but it really isn't that strong of a pokemon. I mean it's a pure attack pokemon, and it dosen't have that great attacks. Hitler kinda looks like a chemelion, with that tail, to bad though that the background is exactley the same as last time. A bit dull this set if you ask me. Meh.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

You make me sick.

[Adolf Hitler:CAI493+D 028]

Sandslash.

I never had much chance at catching this pokemon, simply because it wasn't in my game. Nontheless I remember in the show, the main character facing one and compleatley getting destroyed by it. I did like the music in this one, even if the file size was a bit big for my tastes. Hitler looks really funny in this one with his big fur, and that background works out quite niceley. Good job on this one.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Ash sucks.