Dew's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sonic's X-Mas Special 3]

Too slow.

I suppose now a days people don't have the attention spans that people did back in the day, and it shows here. This submission really dragged on, and I didin't really like it personally. The graphics, although not perfect and a bit awkward in places looked nice and realistic overall. Although I was expecting subtitles, I didin't get it, which I find especially discouriging, since I don't plan on having voices screamed through my sound box so the whole world can hear. :/ Overall, other then that I don't see much of a problem with this, and it was made well overall, so good job.

sweet-kat22 responds:

Thanks for the review! Sorry to hear you didnt like it. And I do apologize about the sound- one working speaker here- couldnt tell much, I shall work on stuff like that in the future, Merry X-Mas!

[Pokemon: Dawn Versus Dawn]

6.8 mb ?

How is this submission that large of a file, haven't you heard of file reduction? Anyway, this submission was pretty lackluster, I saw you're bbs topic and I assumed it woulden't be a bad submission, but I was wrong. The effort put into this submission was minimal at best and it just didin't look great, and it didin't entertain at all. It wasn't funny, and the graphics were just sprites. Next time try putting some actual work into the submission. That or add some sort of a background at least. Overall, well what do you expect? This is a pretty low standing submission.

Zeruda-san responds:

That's not very nice... Oh well, I'll make a Kirby thing next.

[mario bloopers 1 p.p. IMP]

Sprites?

Woulden't this idea be so much better if you used actual sprites instead of your interpretations? I mean the graphics in this submission are pretty sub-par and it takes away from the humour of this submission. You have some good ideas too, but the graphics just make it look rushed and bad. Not only that, but this isn't exactley a game, clicking buttons dosen't constitute a game in my eyes. Nontheless, I would say that this submission is below average I can't say it's very good simply for the graphics. Work harder on it next time.

PollytheParrot responds:

Thanks!
The only reason why the graphics suck is because the web site
The ShyGuy Kingdom wasn't responding. But I am currently making the new Mario Bloopers 1 p.p. IMPROVED. Which will have spites.

[Wolfenstein 3D Headshot]

Pretty funny.

I suppose I can't really crtizise a submission that is this good, or is on the front page, and I won't because this submission is really top notch. The jokes, although they get kinda dumb after awhile are funny as hell the first time around. The graphics you used are exactley like the game, which add more to the expierence. Overall, simply put, nice submission. Everything worked well, and it was believeable and funny. Good job.

DuDuL responds:

Thanks man for such a critize... :D

[My Alien 2 ^.^]

Exactley what...

Exactley what is this supposed to be anyway? I mean I am glad that you put in a song finally, but there was no story, no entertainment and it was just plain dull. Next time actually add some sort of story, or background, somthing to keep us entertained. I mean it's certinley long enough, but the effort you put in is so weak that no one really cares for it. Overall I would have to say that this was pretty poor. You need to put more effort into developing plot and characters and some sort of entertainment. Pretty bad.

Payne-Serge responds:

actually, the story is the song, and like i said, i was a noob when i made that on Flash, and i was a school project, so i only had a week to do it, can't blame me for that. one more thing, please don't say i need to put things in, please say it would be nice, then i won't think you are bossing me around.

[Quixotic Ideal]

How odd.

Well I would say that this submission is very odd to say the least. There wasn't much of a story, but for some reason it kept me watching, and it entertained, even if the ending was a bit sour. The graphics weren't great in this submission, but they weren't bad ether. I would say that it's in the average level. I especially liked all the dark colors you used in the submission, just to add to that "death" feeling. Overall this isn't a bad submission, but again, there really isn't much to enjoy in this submission unless you really understand what is going on, or why.

qstorm responds:

trust me, if i knew what was going on..or why, i would've made a point to have that come across. it was 4 am, and i was just animating a random thing, and this was the ending product.

thanks for taking the time to review

[-Soup-]

Hm...

Well what you got here is a very "random" type of flash, your all over the place. My advice is to find somthing your good in and really excel in that area of flash. Or just continue doing this, although I don't think you will get far with that. The graphics were pretty bad in this submission, and just in general, this submission is too. This could have been better if there was some sort of stoy behind it, but it didin't even have that and when you look at it, it just dosen't entertain you. Overall you have created a poor flash and it just isn't very good. Next time put some more effort into making the flashes.

Regashii responds:

iunderstand what you are saying, but the fact of the matter is, how can you make a backstory or any kind of story at all with a song about soup from a surreal comedy show, if you want the story it is this "the main characters of the Mighty Boosh are buried up to their necks in sand and are going to die, and they reminisce about when they sung about soup" there you happy?

[Introducing MrGruff]

Well.. HELLO THAR.

I suppose this isn't meant to be a good flash, but I will review it anyway. The graphics were actually quite good. Although it was only one goat and apperantley you, it was detailed quite well and oddley enough the t.v fuzz made me want to watch more of it. Even if the ending was lamer then Martha Stewart getting her show back. Overall you can judge a flash by how long the reviews are, and as you can see this isn't very long, as for the flash it self I would have to say that it's pretty lame.

MRGRUFF responds:

yeh, wut u said

[Story Time With Mohammed3]

What the hell?

What an odd ending to an otherwise pretty good submission. To start off, the animation and graphics in general, in this submission were very good. Each thing was dipicted very well an realisticley. The only down fall to it was the shortness of it. As I am reading the subtitles, which are absoluteley awesome to have, all of a sudden the guy stabs him and then some kid gets the middle finger. The first thing I said was "What the hell?" And then it ended, which is kind of an odd ending. I give you points for the lasting impression, but take away points for the sheer weirdness. Overall I would have to say this submission has a good score the way it is. A 3.3 is right where this submission should be.

JunkYardAnimations responds:

lol good enuff for me:), i started making more story times with mohammed, there's 5 in total now so plz check em out and review them too

[RuneScape Deadly Noobs]

Hm..

Well I don't really get the full extent of the submission, because I only ever played Runscape for a month or so, maybe less, but I played enough to understand this flash. Although I didin't find the overall humor to be very funny, it did keep me watching, which is a rare thing from flashes, let alone Runescape ones. I can't really review on the graphics, but I can comment that they were pretty realistic to my understanding. All in all, a good submission, but nothing spectacular.

G79 responds:

thanks for a respectful view