Dew's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Textbook Turret]

Wow.

Wow, do you literlary do this in class or somthing, all these submsisions like this seems to gauge towards class room things, and using it in the class room. Its boring in class, but who would waste their time on this, I certinley wouldent. The graphics of this were simple, but orginal which is nice. Although everything else is dull and not that great, my only advice is to combine all of these, instead of making them all seperatley make them all together and make a menu for it, that would probebley get you a better score. Anyway pretty average submission.

Jeiji responds:

Yeah, uh NO, I DIDN'T CREATE these in school, but I used to USE them there, when I was BORED in 6th GRADE. I am now going on to college, and I am reminiscing thise wonderful creations!

[Mouse run]

Unorginal.

You already know this, but the fact that this is so unorginal, is in my opinon the major downfall of this game. The game itself plays smoothly and is slightley fun, but you cant help think that you already played a game like this before. Nonetheless the graphics are quite nice for a game like this the maze lines are smooth and nice looking as are the buttons, but thats not going to save a game like this, the game is really way to simple and thus has no real improvements on itself. Okay, but very unorginal game.

[Festival Rock]

Boring.

The first thing that comes to mind, when I see this and play it is: boring. The gameplay is just plain dull, the ddr style of play is just way overused and isnt even slightley altered and just makes for an unorginal game. As average as the graphics were they were good enough to be looked at and used effectivley in the game (although that shouldent have been hard to do.) Other then that upside this really is a boring game, with no replay value and no real fun to it. Havent you seen some of the other submissions? Alot of them already do somthing like this. Okay, but dull game.

Isuwyn responds:

Try playing the medium - hard levels, they are way more fun ;)
really just try it.

[Ongaku]

Nice graphics, nice style nice game.

This is probebley the best game to come out for that rock out contest so far. The orginality of the game already is very nice. The easy way of play makes it easy for beginners to pick it up just like that too. The graphics were good, but the little painting that appeared in the background was that extra step to really makes this somthign extra special. This is truley one of the best games I have ever played, great work.

[The Serpent Game]

Bad.

Wow, it takes some bad luck to make a snake game bad, but you managed to do it. The main problems with this is the slow to respond controls, how do we win when we cant move? Another thing is the lack of reward, you made the game so we could eat eggs, but where is the "you scored this:" message or highscores? Wheres the effort to mame this a good game? Better or more then one background would be nice, and you pretty much need to make it look better all around. Meh poor submission.

[Speed Squid]

More animation.

If there is anything some games need its animation. All the squid does is move the arms, and all the fish do is appear, make them move around and make an ocean sort of map and you got yourself an okay game. You add in bigger fish and the ability for the squid to grow and you got your self somthing special.Nonetheless the graphics were sub-par and you need to work on that, although with some hard work and some luck you could make this into somthing.

[Wiggi Rescue]

Fun, but a bit dull.

This is definatley a fun game, but seems to be very dull too. I mean all the guy does is jump over ledges, thats not orginal or creative. This dosent really matter, but if you get zero childern the little graphc still says "SUCCESFULL". Whats the point of that? A simple sad face and a "you failed" type of thing would add more life to it, and what about high scores, whats the point of playing if theres no high scores. Anyway, this is a fun, but dull game and pretty much has no life to it.

[Cuisine King]

Nice.

Very orgina, very nice game you have here. Certinley one of the faster paced games, I think. I think you should slow down the custormer's time to get angry or the amount of them there are, when I played I was filled with orders and had a bunch of people missed. Nonetheless very nice flash with smooth sleek and good looking graphics. Each thing is detailed enough, but not to detailed. A perfect balance. Nice work.

[StoryGeneratorV1.0]

Poor.

How does a submission like this have such a high score?? Anybody could have done somthing like this and it couldent have taken you long to do. Nonetheless, the menus looked very nice and was a positive reinfocement on an otherwise crappy game. The only thing, in my opinon that would make this worthy of a score like this if you actually animated the story at the same time, flash is for animating not making paragraphs I could do with books. Poor submission.

picaxis-media responds:

well, i accept your comments, but seems your the only negative response, see newgrounds isnt about who can do what, its about a showcase, improving and learning to an extent, so where i am glad you took the time to review the game, i cant take on board meaningless bragging about YOUR abilities seeing as you are the only person to say anything bad.

Still

Thanks though

[Crazy Flasher]

Good game shitty spelling.

Are you like from Norway or somthing? Thats the only thing I can picture, for someone to spell know wrong multiple times, and several other things. Anyway great game, the graphics were awesome and worked very well in the game. The menus looked smooth and sleek and all around good. Custimisable(sp) characters would be nice to have since it seemed like we were forced to be someone we werent, even the name would have helped, since I am not named Andy. Great game, good replay value. Nice work.