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Togetic...

I want to know who would have ever bothered actually training their Togepi to evolve to this? I mean, the original is so weak, that there really isn't a way this pokemon could be anywhere near useable or interesting. I find it really funny how this pokemon seems to have the egg become its body, and I found it funny how Hitler looked like that too.

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Xatu.

Ohhh, I remember this pokemon, I had to face it in one of the elite Four. It was a pushover against any of my pokemon though. I find that Hitler looks a bit funnier then he has in the last couple of submissions, although I don't really get the whole Astec Ruins for the pokemon. You ever notice how the two eyes on this pokemon, on its chest look mysteriously like breasts?

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Mareep.

Well, I never really enjoyed this pokemon specifically. I mean it was near impossible to catch and it wasn't really useful in anyway. Hitler looks basically the same as the evolved form and that shows a lack of creativity. The background does work quite nicely with the pokemon though ; )

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Mareep evolving...

I never really had this pokemon, because I found that it wasn't really weak, but by the time you had the chance to catch it, it you already had like level 50 pokemon and it would be level like 20. Which made it near impossible to catch. I think Hitler looks a bit lame in this submission and I find that he does not look really that funny, which is never good.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Ampharos is pretty good, it just has a bad moveset.

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Aipom..

You ever notice how a lot of the weaker pokemon seem to be the harder ones to find? I mean you still have to catch one of these things in a tree and if you do catch the thing there's not a lot you can do with it. If you ask me Hitler looks more like a fish in this submission, and I found the background to clash with the overall design.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

The good ones are usually rarer.

[Greyclock is black]

Alright.

Well I found that this submission really wasn't that great at all. I mean it wasn't terrible in general, it just failed to really grasp my attention. It seemed like the majority of this submission was more like immature jokes by young kids then anything else, I mean I understand the need to splurge, but still. The graphics in this submission were really quite dull and the sheer lack of fulltime animation also was rather lame too. The story itself really wasn't original or funny at all, but it did remind me of one Recess episode... Nontheless this really did not have a lot of great things about it.

Good points.
1. Clock crew- when it's part of a really big group you expect ether pure crap or really great awesomeness. Yeh.

Bad points.
1. It was short- I found it to be a bit short overall and it failed to get any funny across because of that.
2. Failed humour- nothing worse then groaning at crappy jokes, or just plain hating them.
3. Bad graphics- how is one supposed to enjoy something when they are looking at a pile of puke? It's a mean methaphor, but you get the point.
4. No real animation- Although there was some slight animation in there, the majority of it was framed, and I did not like it, and who would since it is a flash portal. Meant for a large amount of frames most of the time.

As you can see, the bad points outweigh any of the good points out by a large amount and you can geuss that it obviously just doesn't seem to be to good then. The effort put into this submission was rather minimal and so was the originality of the submission. For some reason I also found it slightly hard to actually read some of the text, especially at the begininng so the clarity isn't exactly great.

Would I recomend this submission?
To be honest with you, probably not, I mean for the most part it failed to entertain and it failed to really be interesting in anyway and I just did not like the submission because of that. Overall I would have to say that this is just lame flash that does not deserve a second look, and in most cases, a first look.

[Tire Clock Music]

Well, it was weird.

I'm going to be honest with you on this submission I found it to be really weird, I mean it wasn't bad or anything, I just found that it seemed a bit weird. Obviously no one is going to know the song at all, and the lack of real entertainment value, even with said song really hurt the overall premise. Not great.

[Clock day 07Scenes]

Not really that great.

I found this submission to really be quite un interesting and kinda' boring overall. I mean the story in it was rather lackluster and for the most part I found this submission to be rather lame. The graphics were below average for a clock film and I just did not like this submission because of it. Meh.

[H?ppy Cl?ck D?y!!!!!!!!!!]

A bit odd.

I found this submission to be a bit odd overall. I mean it's nice to see the affect and all, but I don't see how this submission relates to the clock day thing. There was a real lack of story in this submission and that really hurt my liking of this submission. And simply put, this was weird, all in all though not a bad submission, but not really good ether.

[Happy C-day from NN :)]

Well there wasn't much to this submission.

I found that this submission really did not have that great of an entertainment value to it. I mean sure it was a nice submission, but I found it to be a bit lame overall. The jokes were lame and the overall quality of the submission's story was lame. The graphics were quite good though, but other then that I found this submission to be quite lame. Meh.