Dew's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Clock Crew Day 08]

Erm...

Again, I don't really think this was much of a submission, let alone anything at all... But yea.. The submission had no plot whatsoever, no story, no, nothing. All it was was a couple of words spinning, which isn't really anything now.. is it? Nonetheless, obviously you need to put some substance in this submission, or at least put happy clock day in legible text. Not good.

[Mystery Meat!]

lol, what in the fuck was that?

Wow, that looked like one of those things those six year old kids would make in art class, if flash was used in art class. This has got to be one of the worst submission I have ever seen in my time, that looks like effort was actually put into it. There was absolutely no plot, or anything to go on, and in essence it really wasn't good, in anyway, at all.

[Clockday 2008 - Oralsex]

lol.

Wow, lol I wasn't expecting that in the least bit at all, and it certainly was quite interesting in its own regards. :P The graphics in this submission weren't really done to any extent, so there isn't much to review in that aspect, but it was funny for sure, all in all nice job.

[Clocks Joyful Journey 2]

Erm...

Wow, well it's not often that I'm at a loss for words, but that's really what I am with this submission, it's a basic motion tween and what not, but what is the difficulty in making this submission? How is this good? How is this related to clock day at all? Anyway, it's not something I, or anyone could or ever would enjoy.

ChandlerThompson responds:

Still feeling a whatevs on this one!

[Boobies.]

Mature...

Without trying to sound mean this submission reminds me a lot of those 6th grade sex education snickers, or even some of those really little 9th graders. I found this submission to be immature and stupid, now that's not to say that I found this absolutely terrible, but it's not like any real effort was put into it, which simply took away from the submission.

AbsintheClock responds:

Faggot.

[Soylent Fuchsia]

Meh.

I found this submission to be dull and boring, plain and simple. That's not to say that this submission didn't have some good stuff in it, I specifically liked how original the crayon style made the submission, but really, that was all that was good in this submission. The story lacked any real substance, or eye grabbing intensity and because of that I found it to be a bit dull. Meh.

[Koalaclock's 2008 movie]

Well it's funneh.

I suppose that's the only thing really going for its self in this submission, maybe the good graphics too, but other than that this submission didn't do much to keep my attention. It seemed a bit dull, and all over the place, which is good when you string it altogether, well, but you did not do that in this submission. All in all not a bad submission, but I didn't get into it much.

[Strawberry 2095]

Great adaptation.

This is by far, one of the better adaptations I've seen over my time on this fair site. The graphics and the story given to us works very well with the music and it syncs in perfectly. It captures your attention with how it's all over the place, and all in all it was an exciting submission to watch. Good job.