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[NG Mullet King Fact Gen.]

Funny, at least.

There is two things that this submission has. Flawless graphics which arent great, but are good enough to make you want to continue, and how funny some of those facts are. But nonetheless couldent you have made a scrpit which goes 1,2,3 and so on for the facts? Seems like seeing the same thing over and over is a bit annnoying. Anyway cool little gadget you have here.

TheCriminalDuder responds:

I actually got an Array AS tut. bookmarked right now. I'm gonna try to figure it out and add it to the gadget sometime tonight before I pass out if I can.

Thanks for the review. :P

[Robotcow's Pong]

FUCK just stop.

HOLY SHIT what is with all these dumbass n00bs making pong? JUst dont make the game, its unorginal and not fun. As for the gameplay of THIS game it was also unorginal and unfun. The game was a basic pong so you didint even get some sort of special theme with it. This is just really bad.

Robotcow responds:

go f#ck yourself

[airfox]

You didint finish it?

Apperantley after a short time the game just dies out on you. I reverts back to the meny screen. Now that might be because it isnt finished, but you should seriousley finish a game before submitting. Or at least test it. Thats just a lack of effort. Anyway it was a fun game, but I still cant put my finger on it as to why I remeber seeing this game somewhere else before...

[Smiley Pong]

Stop.

Seriousley just stop. These stupid pong games are everywhere nowadays and are just really boring. I personally dont see how it goes past judgement, but this is so unorginal that you need to majorly overhaul the gameplay to even make it remotley orginal. I mean seriousley, how long did it take you to do this? 10 minutes? 20? 30? Finding something else.

nabibrian responds:

OK. I got the point. PONG has been way overdone!

"Unoriginal". OK. Very well!

Gee. For someone that knows the need for time dedication to flash game design, where are your flash submissions?

Thanks for the review!

[Clock Mow Down]

Cool.

Although the game ends very fast, the game while your upgrading and such isnt all that bad. The gameplay is fun and the upgrades add to the fun by killing the enimies, but is four as far as it goes? Seriousley you need to add to that ttoal upgrades. Anyway the graphics in the game were nice they looked wondefully done and all in all did their job. Good work. Especially so by adding highscores.

[dress SBC]

What was that?

I felt like I was transported into the land of 3 year olds as I put on things that seemed to be made in paint on a strawberry with a clock in it. Now all in all the premise seems okay, but having like 8 things to put on is a seriou lack of effort. I mean how long did this take you? 5 minutes? Because thats how long it would have taken me. Maybe add buttons and categories of items that go automatically on. Same thing for the background. Horrible game.

theicecubeclock2 responds:

im getting sick of you and the horrible reviews you post on everything i make WHEN U GO TO SUBMIT A FLASH TO THIS WEB SITE AND SEE HOW HARD IT IS THEN COME ILL MOUTH ME!

[The Super Dora's Game]

Woah that was fun.

With each bound and leap my heart filled with joy as I reached the moon each time. Oh wait I was talking about the good game. For one the graphics in submission suck, compleatley suck. The animations also suck. Maybe try adding actual characters and not pictures of them. Same thing goes for her jumping, I mean it looks like she is walking in mid air. (I wish I could jump that high, like 5ft in the air!!!) Anyway pretty poor game, but you already knew that.

bobselight responds:

In fact, I already know that. I'm not really good at animating or at drawing, but I'm not that bad at doing scripts. So I decided to do this game! Funny, but with pretty poor graphics/animations.

[Ping-Pong Hockey]

What is it with you...

What is it with you noob artists always throwing out "pong" as their first game submission. To be quite honest it dosent matter if this game is an rpg or an xbox game, in the end its still pong which still sucks. Sure the graphics of the game looked nice and the game moved and a good pace, but still it was hardley any fun. Anyway this is a very unorginal and very bad submission. Think up somthing on your own.

[How To Make A Slide Show]

So.. what? This took you 30 minutes?

So you spent time searching this info up, or you know it by heart. Then you type up a paragraph and add some buttons. Woah, that mush have been really hard. On top of that you didint even do it right. First off all you had spelling mistakes, which make you look like some 12 year old anyway. On top of that you made a simple tutorial that A didint look nice, and B isnt going to be the most helpfull thing around (I mean seriousley.. slideshows?) Anyway this is a pretty poor submission.

Ushamura responds:

Wait....internet+random programs around the desktop+bored 12 yr old+a few thoughts of people new to flash+the most suckyest computer on this very earth+not alot of flash knowledge=ME + BAD SUBMISSIONS = Sucky flash maker

arnt you glad i explaned it for you
(not to be rude or anything)

[Buggy (ruby)]

Simple.

Well this was a truly simple game to play, but not to master. The game ws orginal and it was alot of fun. The graphics of the game didint overwhelme me, but they looked good enough to do their job. Maybe some sort of custimizible color of the bug or bug in general would add to the submission. All in all not a bad submission.