Dew's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[KONG KICKS ASS]

Heh cool.

For the most part I enjoyed this submission, it was funny in that a lot of the celebrities you knew and it was easy to relate to. The graphics were solid and the animation was smooth. The various options as well as the actual people you could use, which ended up being unlimited if the custom thing worked, was great. All in all, a wonderful submission.

[King of Buttons 2]

Cool.

Well this submission was a lot like the original, but this time I actually enjoyed the music. The various new modes, once again adds another style level to this submission and I personally enjoyed this submission. One thing I didn't like was the leaderboard cheating, and I found that it was a bit lazy of you to not address that at any point in this series. Otherwise, you've made a good game.

[King of Buttons 3]

Well this was better.

Well this submission was certainly a lot better than the original, it's too bad that the whole cheating thing is still there. Nonetheless this submission wasn't too bad. The various new modes was a nice touch as well as the actual music. The graphics were solid and messages were once again, funny. Nice work on this submission.

[King of Buttons]

Meh.

Well I remember this game when I first played it, and I recalled the leaderboards and how they would have been cheated. If you had created this game in such a way that you wouldn't be able to cheat, it probably would have been a lot better than what it is. And now since the scores aren't even up this game really has no point. I did like the various messages that came with the button clicking, but other than that I didn't really enjoy this.

[Jive Machine]

A little weird.

I like this game for what it tried to do. It tried to do something funny and for that I enjoyed it, but it really didn't seem that great of a submission. It lacked in terms of actual gameplay, and although it had many songs and many backgrounds it failed to provide any actual enjoyment. It was funny in the fact that it lacked this, but when you get past that this really wasn't all that great.

BlueHippo responds:

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[Gravity based movement]

Neat.

This is one of those submissions, that in my mind has a lot potential in what it can do. The submission itself isn't really all that great, but with an added background, some story, actual characters, etc, this could really be quite the submission. The graphics currently were really only average considering the lack of background, but it was neat to see anyhow. Nice work.

[Flash Virtual Pet 2]

It was cool.

Well this submission was an okay submission, really. I found this submission to personally be kind of dull and it didn't really provide much fun. I mean it was created well, and all the coding seemed fine, it just didn't finish well and really did very little to provide any type of enjoyment. Not that great.

[Fart-O-Mat]

Meh.

I can't say that I really find this submission funny in anyway, but I found it funny in the quality of the submission that it was. There wasn't much to do and it didn't have a lot of things to it, but it did what it set out to do, and I guess for the time this game out that was a good thing. Meh, I personally didn't like it.

[Evil Kneivel]

lol.

Well this submission didn't have a lot of stuff to do, but it was a funny little joke to have. The graphics were solid and they delivered the joke immaculately. There wasn't much to do in this submission in terms of gameplay, but it brought a laugh or two towards me. Not a bad submission.