Dew's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Clock Day Anime]

Not good.

This is probably one of those submissions that I am going to look back now and say "Why did I review this?" The sheer lack of anything in this submission really made me kinda' cringe. There wasn't anything of entertainment value or or greatness about it and I found that to be quite the mockery of the ng portal all in all. The "graphics" weren't anything special and they weren't detailed whatsoever. I found it to be lame, and I found it to be a very stupid thing to have submitted something quite like this. I'm going to be honest with you, I did kinda' laugh at the picture itself, but this doesn't constitute a flash submission. Maybe this would have worked well on Deviant Art, or even Retrogade, in its glory days, but not here.

Good points
1. It was slightly funny.

Bad points
1. One frame- which means no animation, which means no point in submitting.
2. Nothing to it- there was nothing to it, so it really didn't provide any sort of entertainment in the submission.

So basically, what do you expect out of me when I review this submission? You gave me one frame to review and I found it to be more annoying then anything to actually review the thing.

Would I recommend this submission? Although that might seem like a dumb thing to ask, I do this for these reviews. Basically, not I would not, even in its brightest spots, this submission really lacks any sort of entertainment value or any sort of replay ability. Overall, even for clock day I find this submission to be rather low, in taste, now if it had SBC then maybe I could have slightly more enjoyed this submission. Not good.

Kuro responds:

Haruhi Clock will alter the universe to remove you from it.

Mikuru Clock will stand around and have large breasts.

[SBC needs Milk]

Well..

Well that was a lame submission, to be honest. I mean the graphics in this submission were really rather lame and for the most part I found this submission to really be a dull submission, I mean the start was nice and all, but the abrupt ending really made it stupid and dull. Overall really not one of the better submissions.

[Children of Clocks]

One of the better ones.

Now this is what you would call a great clock crew submission, the graphics in this submission were of professional quality and it really brought out the entertainment in this submission, like a good piece of art, you found it hard to really not enjoy this submission. The storyline was both powerful and interesting and I found it a lot of fun to watch this submission. Nice work.

[Fucking Crazy ClockDay 07]

A found it cool.

I found this submission to be really cool because of how quick the submission it went, it made it easy to watch the submission and it made it fun to watch this submission. The graphics were solid and detailed and I really enjoyed this submission for the most part. All in all I liked this submission, good job.

[Anti-Blammed Pt. 1]

Meh, okay.

I really found this submission to be one of those submissions that comes a long and that is good, but just good and not amazing in any sort of way. Sure this wasn't a bad submission by any means, but I just found it to be a bit dull. The graphics were really quite good and I found the animation to be done well too, but I had a hard time really watching this submission outright, and that's never a good thing. For the most part not bad, just a little slow.

WonkyTonkBotty responds:

Well...the game this parodies IS slow...and you're lucky the 10 review chain already broke, because other wise...>;D

[CC - Stickers]

Well.

Well I have to say that this submission wasn't that bad, but for the most part it wasn't great ether. It was a nice thing to see for sure, but I found it to be rather lackluster overall and I found it to be rather dull. I found it hard to keep up with the story and I found it hard to get entertained by it because of that. Anywayz, not a great submission, but not a bad one ether.

[ClockDay2k7:David #1]

Not good.

Well this submission really did not provide was a classic clock crew day submission provides. This submission was crude and really wasn't funny in anyway at all and for the most part, I found this submission to be rather dull and boring. It failed to make me laugh or anything of the sort and I really did not like this submission because of it. Not good.