Dew's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Chalk's Monologue]

I found it funny.

Although all in all this submission really wasn't that great, I did find the submission to be quite funny. It did not blow anyone away, but at the same time it did manage to be funny. The graphics were smooth and solid and it provided some funny when it concluded. All in all a good, fun submission to watch.

[CC - Random Violence!]

Well. ..

Well I found this submission to really be quite dull, I mean for one, the lack of subtitles really hurt this submission for me, I know it's only like 30 seconds long, but I would have liked to see that. I found the actual actions of the tailsclock person to be quite lame and boring and for the most part I found this submission to really be lackluster and not fun to watch. Not great.

Tails-Lock responds:

I couldn't agree more.

[Negative - The Past]

A bit slow.

Although this submission might have fit in with the clock crew idea, I found it hard to really like it because of how slow the submission went. It took so long to really start up that I found it hard to even continue watching the submission, it failed to entertain me or put a smile on my face, which the main idea of a clock crew submission. Not good.

[300 the movie the clock]

I found it funny.

Although the overall premise is rather unorginal and the actual length of the submission was rather poor I did enjoy this submission. The graphics are what you would expect out of a submission like this, solid and normal, but with a little fun in there too. The story I found to be kinda' funny and I really liked this submission because of it. Nice work.

[RobbyD Clock Day!]

Hm...

Well what can I say? You made your standard, classic spam submission and I really did not like it. There was no story and thus, there wasn't any type of entertainment or anything towards it. I found it to be rather lackluster overall and I also found it to be rather lame that it was even created. Not a good flash.

[A Milky Situation]

Not bad.

I'm going to be honest with you on this submission, it really wasn't that bad. The humour in it I found to be quite entertaining and by far the best part in this submission or any clock crew submission. The graphics were lackluster, but the parts that were good really helped to shave out the rest of the crappy parts. The story was interesting enough and it manged to entertain me quite nicely good work.

[The True Power of B]

Meh.

Well that's the reaction I get when I watch this submission, I mean sure it has a decent storyline, a protagonist, antagonist and some fine conflict, but it just fails to really entertain me in any way whatsoever. The graphics in some cases were really bad and in others were only just okay, and overall I really did not like this submission.

PinClock responds:

Well, that was very specific. Maybe it's just Clock movies that don't get to you? I don't know how, and I do understand fairly enough that my art is not perfection. The entertainment part just may relate to your sense of humor, because not everyone laughs at the same joke. Anyways, thank you for reviewing.

[Guilt Wears a Moustache]

Meh.

Well although this submission might not have been to bad, there really wasn't a lot of entertainment value in the submission. Sure it provided some laughs here and there, but overall this submission really failed to provide any entertainment and that's where this submission is hurt. It's done well, but the submission is just plain boring.

[Slash's Clock Day 1.66]

I lost all intreast.

To be honest with you, I lost all interest int his submission as soon as the long dragged out masterbation scene came in. It was hard to keep my attention before that, and that really kinda' just made me say "Ok, enough of that." The graphics in this submission were lame at best and really just seemed boring and unoriginal. There was no real story and I just did not like it. Not good.

SlashFirestorm responds:

No story?

A man, separated from his love by the expanse of miles, finds himself becoming seduced by his best friend, struggling to resist his carnal urges until it is too late.

A woman, trusting in her lover's honor honesty, must confront the terrible, heart-rending truth of his infidelity.

And all to the sounds of Star Wars and Speakonia.

Graphics? Graphics??? Who needs graphics when the storyline is so beautiful, so dripping with humor? Far better to have a crudely-drawn, humorous story than a nigh-empty light show, like so many flashes in the upper tiers of Newgrounds.