Dew's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Peggey Movie]

Well, this was interesting.

What this submission bascially did for me was, that it kept me interested. I can't say that it was amazing in anyway, because it really wasn't, but it provided me with some good entertainment and it provided a lot of fun in general to watch. The funny parts were cool to see and for the most part, I laughed at most of them. All in all, not a bad submission.

Topcatyo responds:

Thank you :)

[cc - ultamite food thief]

Found it hard...

I found it hard to really enjoy this submission because the animation was so poor that I found it hard to keep up with it. I mean its not to say that this was bad, you just did not have anything great with it, there was no background and there was no real story to it, which made it really rather dull and boring. Overall, not something I liked.

aListers responds:

I know what you're saying! Next time I'll put a background to it but this was made summer last year and updated before clockday last year! I've become better and the story will make more sence next time!

[Ranclock 2.0]

Lol.

I actually looked at the end screen for like five minutes for before understanding that it was the end of the submission. There appears to be a lack of any real story in this submission and that's really where this submission is hurt, but you knew that already anyway. There really wasn't anything special of note and I did not like it because of that. Not good.

Sixfive responds:

Can you really expect anything more on Clock Day?

[The Hard Goodbye - CC]

Okay.

Well, I did not really bother to watch the movie Sin City when it came out and I still have yet to watch it, and that's probably why I don't have a lot of love for this submission. I mean it isn't bad or anything, but it just fails to keep my attention and I find it hard to really relate to any of the submission, and because of that I did not really enjoy it. Not a bad submission, just not something I liked.

biblo responds:

yeah well you can't relate to any of the jokes because you haven't seen the film. didn't you read the disclaimer?!

[Clock Day Anime]

Not good.

This is probably one of those submissions that I am going to look back now and say "Why did I review this?" The sheer lack of anything in this submission really made me kinda' cringe. There wasn't anything of entertainment value or or greatness about it and I found that to be quite the mockery of the ng portal all in all. The "graphics" weren't anything special and they weren't detailed whatsoever. I found it to be lame, and I found it to be a very stupid thing to have submitted something quite like this. I'm going to be honest with you, I did kinda' laugh at the picture itself, but this doesn't constitute a flash submission. Maybe this would have worked well on Deviant Art, or even Retrogade, in its glory days, but not here.

Good points
1. It was slightly funny.

Bad points
1. One frame- which means no animation, which means no point in submitting.
2. Nothing to it- there was nothing to it, so it really didn't provide any sort of entertainment in the submission.

So basically, what do you expect out of me when I review this submission? You gave me one frame to review and I found it to be more annoying then anything to actually review the thing.

Would I recommend this submission? Although that might seem like a dumb thing to ask, I do this for these reviews. Basically, not I would not, even in its brightest spots, this submission really lacks any sort of entertainment value or any sort of replay ability. Overall, even for clock day I find this submission to be rather low, in taste, now if it had SBC then maybe I could have slightly more enjoyed this submission. Not good.

Kuro responds:

Haruhi Clock will alter the universe to remove you from it.

Mikuru Clock will stand around and have large breasts.

[Anti-Blammed Pt. 1]

Meh, okay.

I really found this submission to be one of those submissions that comes a long and that is good, but just good and not amazing in any sort of way. Sure this wasn't a bad submission by any means, but I just found it to be a bit dull. The graphics were really quite good and I found the animation to be done well too, but I had a hard time really watching this submission outright, and that's never a good thing. For the most part not bad, just a little slow.

WonkyTonkBotty responds:

Well...the game this parodies IS slow...and you're lucky the 10 review chain already broke, because other wise...>;D

[CC - Random Violence!]

Well. ..

Well I found this submission to really be quite dull, I mean for one, the lack of subtitles really hurt this submission for me, I know it's only like 30 seconds long, but I would have liked to see that. I found the actual actions of the tailsclock person to be quite lame and boring and for the most part I found this submission to really be lackluster and not fun to watch. Not great.

Tails-Lock responds:

I couldn't agree more.

[The True Power of B]

Meh.

Well that's the reaction I get when I watch this submission, I mean sure it has a decent storyline, a protagonist, antagonist and some fine conflict, but it just fails to really entertain me in any way whatsoever. The graphics in some cases were really bad and in others were only just okay, and overall I really did not like this submission.

PinClock responds:

Well, that was very specific. Maybe it's just Clock movies that don't get to you? I don't know how, and I do understand fairly enough that my art is not perfection. The entertainment part just may relate to your sense of humor, because not everyone laughs at the same joke. Anyways, thank you for reviewing.