Dew's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Slash's Clock Day 1.66]

I lost all intreast.

To be honest with you, I lost all interest int his submission as soon as the long dragged out masterbation scene came in. It was hard to keep my attention before that, and that really kinda' just made me say "Ok, enough of that." The graphics in this submission were lame at best and really just seemed boring and unoriginal. There was no real story and I just did not like it. Not good.

SlashFirestorm responds:

No story?

A man, separated from his love by the expanse of miles, finds himself becoming seduced by his best friend, struggling to resist his carnal urges until it is too late.

A woman, trusting in her lover's honor honesty, must confront the terrible, heart-rending truth of his infidelity.

And all to the sounds of Star Wars and Speakonia.

Graphics? Graphics??? Who needs graphics when the storyline is so beautiful, so dripping with humor? Far better to have a crudely-drawn, humorous story than a nigh-empty light show, like so many flashes in the upper tiers of Newgrounds.

[ClockDay Is Saved]

I liked it.

This is really why I like some of the clock crew submissions these days, you guys really provide a way to entertain the audiance. You guys have smooth and detailed graphics that really set itself apart from the rest of the submissions nowadays. The stories always manage to capture people's attention and they always manage to leave a smile on one's face. Really good job on this one.

Creatus responds:

Awesome, thanks

[Awesome Kombat]

Meh.

That's really the reaction this submission gets when you see it. I mean it's not a bad submission, but it really doesn't provide any real entertainment. The graphics are average at best and the entertainment is rare at best too. The animation seems kinda rushed and unprofessional and I just did not like it, it failed to be funny and really lost its edge. Not great.

tehslaphappy responds:

I know. I did this in one day. Wanted to submit one to "Awesome". Thanks though.

[metroid awesome]

Cool.

Although I have to be completely honest with you, I did not really enjoy this submission, but it wasn't absolutely terrible. The graphics were rather bland and probably less than average, but for the most part I could see the humour in this submission. It had the potential to be funny and it wasn't bad when it really tried to be. All in all, not a bad submission.

Horsenwelles responds:

yep... you put alot of hought into those words man, but lets be honest.... i wasnt trying in the art, but more on the humore... but it wasnt perfect either i guess....

[All Your Owls]

Wasn't going to review but...

Well I was not going to review this submission, hell I wasn't even going to watch it, but man you just can't pass this submission up. The graphics in this submission were just pictures, but the good thing about it was how well you used those pictures. Sure the orly, and yarly ones were stupid and annoying, but for the most part the other ones were not bad at all. You gave it to us in a humorous way and you made us enjoy this submission beyond what this would have been normally. You did a good job with this, although maybe it's my ng veternness, but I did not really laugh at the majority of these.

Paradox responds:

Most weren't even funny, tbh, but they weren't intended to really be that funny, it was just supposed to be a shitty take on the old, dead AYB craze.

[Luis is an Animator...]

I found this rather boring.

Although the submission itself wasn't bad at all, I just found it really boring. I mean, the graphics were rather lousy for the most part and I did not enjoy it that much. The storyline was rather dull and monotonous and I again, found it hard to really enjoy. It was nice that you made Luis seem like some animation guru or something, but other than that this submission really did not have anything to offer. Not great.

LuckyLollipopLad responds:

Ah well.

I'm still happy with it considering the time invested. ;-)

[Luis and the Cloud Sigs]

Loved it.

Sometimes I wish I could go to those fancy anime conventions or wherever all the Newgrounds people show up, nonetheless, this was a good submission that I enjoyed for sure. The graphics, in this short submission were nice, they did not overwhelm, but they were nice for sure. The storyline was pretty much non existent and for the most part, I did not enjoy it all that much because of it, but it was fun to watch. Nice job.

Kart-Man responds:

Thanks! Yeah, there's no story at all, just a quick "turn-off-your-brain-and-enjoy" sort of thing. Glad you liked it. Thanks for reviewing!

[pico is fucking hot oh my]

Lol.

I will give you points for doing something that no one has ever done before, this is truly original, but other than that this submission was rather lousy. For the most part this really lacked any type of graphics and storyline, and the whole bikini cartoon thing really does not work for me, at least not here and now. Not a great submission, funny though.

trashcanman responds:

what

[Sr. Pico]

Not really good, at all.

Again, I have to be honest with you on this submission, this really wasn't very good, but you already knew that. The graphics weren't good, at all, and there really was no story to the submission ether. It seemed just like another random submission for the heck of it, and that really showed. Not a great submission.

Imacow responds:

Cool