Dew's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Luis Day 2: Splooge]

Cool game.

Of course something like this can really only be brought on by Luis and all his stuff that he does, but this really was quite good. Although I did not bother to "win" this game, it really was fun while it lasted, the quotes added a bit of extra flavour to the submission and for the most part, this game wasn't bad at all. It would have been nice to have it a bit easier, but again, you did a nice job.

Agnate responds:

I would have liked to add an option for "prostate mastery" to make it quicker, but we never got around to it. Thanks for the feedback! :)

[Picos Rampage]

Glitchy.

Although I have to say that this submission had a good idea with it, the execution has fallen quite short. For example, the lack of graphical skill is really quite paramount and really shows a lack of effort, not only that, but the gameplay itself is very bland and unoriginal. The game never ends, and if I wanted I could simply right click forward each level. Not a good game.

m4x0 responds:

Im pretty sure it does end, I cant remember what happens after the boss because I cant beat it myself lol

[Pico Day: Blam The Virus]

Well...

This game reminds me of some of the old games that NG has had in the past. Some of the old, flash 4 games that is. I mean, what were you thinking when you made this game? The graphics were rather plain and undetailed and for the most part, this submission was unfun and had no real point to it. Not a great game.

DrClay responds:

we all make mistakes

[Fentruck Soundboard]

Who?

I remember this series on t.v, but I have no idea who this character is, and I suppose that's a good and bad thing when you think about it. It's nice to have something different, but when no one knows about it, it seems a bit pointless. A cool soundbored with plenty of things though, nice work.

wizardman responds:

Thanks for the review. Yeah, I started with a really obscure character in case my first soundboard sucked, lol.

[TUTV 1]

Well it's unique.

I got to hand it to you, the whole t.v tutorial thing is quite a unique thing on NG, but something seems missing. Sure it helps you out on how to do a game and such, but it's done so crudely that there really isn't much of a point to watch it. It actually hurts the eyes to watch it. Next time spruce up the quality of your submission.

kartmaster9608 responds:

Thanks

[Blocky blocks]

A puzzle game no doubt.

Well, I have to say that this is definatly a puzzle game. And that's not a bad thing, except for the fact that the game moves so terribly slow in the beginning that your almost automatically turned off. The high scores was a nice touch, but this game really didn't have enough in it to entertain me to really go and get a high score. All in all, an okay, but boring submission.

TwistedEel responds:

I didn't want it too fast in the beginning because many casual players may need some time to figure out how it works. If it is too fast right from the start it could be pretty frustrating IMHO.

[Hungry Fish]

Different.

Now I have to say that this submission was quite different, the graphics in the submission were nice, and they helped out the submission. The game play of the submission was cool, and unique and added an extra bit of fun to the overall package. Although I can't say that I will be playing this again, you made a fun game that people will spend a good amount of time on.

PhobiK responds:

Thanks for your comment! It helps a lot :)

[Clubber Lang's Prediction]

Ha ha.

Well, although I vaguely remember this character from the Rocky movies, I also only vaguely remember this joke. Now I can't say that I didn't chuckle a little, but this really didn't do much in the way of entertain. It was one of those nice things you go to once in a while to lighten your heart. Overall, well it didn't really entertain me that much, and I didn't specifically like it. Meh.

Absurd-Ditties responds:

Fuck off.

[MS01: Mini Skears]

Way to short.

This game is definatley way to short, and to be honest I don't understand how these submissions get 4+ scores continuously. Nontheless, you need to improve the graphics and make the text fairly pleasent to the eye. Maybe put all these submissions in one. Another so so submission.

AcidDimensions responds:

I think it got 3.2ish when it first passed judgement.

High scores on submissions this old means nothing and in this case is the result of upvoting by various people.

Though you may not have enjoyed this, I'm confident you'll love the upcoming edition.

[letters (demo)]

Huh.

Well I can't say that I enjoyed this submission, but I can say that it has potential. Basically if you made this like a DDR type of game then you would do a lot better then what you have here. Maybe some sort of highscores table too. Meh, another lackluster submission.

AcidDimensions responds:

Yeah, in today's light it's not too great. I only have youthful innocence and experimentation as an excuse.