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[NG Mullet King Fact Gen.]

Funny, at least.

There is two things that this submission has. Flawless graphics which arent great, but are good enough to make you want to continue, and how funny some of those facts are. But nonetheless couldent you have made a scrpit which goes 1,2,3 and so on for the facts? Seems like seeing the same thing over and over is a bit annnoying. Anyway cool little gadget you have here.

TheCriminalDuder responds:

I actually got an Array AS tut. bookmarked right now. I'm gonna try to figure it out and add it to the gadget sometime tonight before I pass out if I can.

Thanks for the review. :P

[Robotcow's Pong]

FUCK just stop.

HOLY SHIT what is with all these dumbass n00bs making pong? JUst dont make the game, its unorginal and not fun. As for the gameplay of THIS game it was also unorginal and unfun. The game was a basic pong so you didint even get some sort of special theme with it. This is just really bad.

Robotcow responds:

go f#ck yourself

[Smiley Pong]

Stop.

Seriousley just stop. These stupid pong games are everywhere nowadays and are just really boring. I personally dont see how it goes past judgement, but this is so unorginal that you need to majorly overhaul the gameplay to even make it remotley orginal. I mean seriousley, how long did it take you to do this? 10 minutes? 20? 30? Finding something else.

nabibrian responds:

OK. I got the point. PONG has been way overdone!

"Unoriginal". OK. Very well!

Gee. For someone that knows the need for time dedication to flash game design, where are your flash submissions?

Thanks for the review!

[dress SBC]

What was that?

I felt like I was transported into the land of 3 year olds as I put on things that seemed to be made in paint on a strawberry with a clock in it. Now all in all the premise seems okay, but having like 8 things to put on is a seriou lack of effort. I mean how long did this take you? 5 minutes? Because thats how long it would have taken me. Maybe add buttons and categories of items that go automatically on. Same thing for the background. Horrible game.

theicecubeclock2 responds:

im getting sick of you and the horrible reviews you post on everything i make WHEN U GO TO SUBMIT A FLASH TO THIS WEB SITE AND SEE HOW HARD IT IS THEN COME ILL MOUTH ME!

[The Super Dora's Game]

Woah that was fun.

With each bound and leap my heart filled with joy as I reached the moon each time. Oh wait I was talking about the good game. For one the graphics in submission suck, compleatley suck. The animations also suck. Maybe try adding actual characters and not pictures of them. Same thing goes for her jumping, I mean it looks like she is walking in mid air. (I wish I could jump that high, like 5ft in the air!!!) Anyway pretty poor game, but you already knew that.

bobselight responds:

In fact, I already know that. I'm not really good at animating or at drawing, but I'm not that bad at doing scripts. So I decided to do this game! Funny, but with pretty poor graphics/animations.

[How To Make A Slide Show]

So.. what? This took you 30 minutes?

So you spent time searching this info up, or you know it by heart. Then you type up a paragraph and add some buttons. Woah, that mush have been really hard. On top of that you didint even do it right. First off all you had spelling mistakes, which make you look like some 12 year old anyway. On top of that you made a simple tutorial that A didint look nice, and B isnt going to be the most helpfull thing around (I mean seriousley.. slideshows?) Anyway this is a pretty poor submission.

Ushamura responds:

Wait....internet+random programs around the desktop+bored 12 yr old+a few thoughts of people new to flash+the most suckyest computer on this very earth+not alot of flash knowledge=ME + BAD SUBMISSIONS = Sucky flash maker

arnt you glad i explaned it for you
(not to be rude or anything)

[Brazil Quiz]

Oh yeah -6.

Arent I a big shot now? A -6 score puts me on top of everyone. Nonetheless when your making quizzes make them easy enough to play, I mean seriousley the only people who would know that is brazillon people, and good ones at that. Us canada people or americans, or even mexicans dont know that much about Brazil. Other then that just add some animations and you have yourself a good quiz.

Joeyag responds:

so, know you know something about Brazil..

[Vladimir The Collector]

Okay.

Well this is an okay game, sure it isnt all that great looking and it isnt really fun, but it does keep one's attention for at least a little bit. Despite that the space button didint work to well with this game, it seemed like I had to click it twice for him to jump so I got killed alot. Other then that you dont have a bad game.

Ninjor responds:

It is great looking like me, and everything works as I intended.

[FAEL Pong]

No wonder this is so low.

When I look at other pong submissions, then at this one I can see why this is rated so badley. For one the graphics in this game are poor, they simply dont look good. The menu isnt bad, but that isnt gameplay. Gameplay is unorignal and boring, when you make a submission as unorginal like this you need to make some outstanding graphics with it to really let it have a good score. Anyway dumb, unorginal and poor submission.

Shattering-Zaishi responds:

I know it doesn't really deserve a high score, but when I see clones that don't look as nice getting a higher score, I just can't understand it.

[Pong 2.0]

The only thing this has..

The only thing this has over other pong submission is how nice it looks. The gameplay is poor and very unorginal, but the paddles and score thing look very nice and jump right out at you. Even more so for the menu. Great job, horrible choice to make this since its very unorginal, theres even another pong submission above for crying out loud. No matter how well a pong submission is made it shouldent be made anymore.

2MuchCaffeineGames responds:

Like I've stated before, this is just a practice game.